I like to believe flexing is easy. (Probably because I do it a lot) But it’s really not. If you don’t know how to sauce or flex.
Welcome to your life saver.
I like to alternate between Sauce and Flexing
First you have to know what saucing is and what flexing is.
There now ya know.
Most people say “Flex on your ex”
but nah fam.
We gonna flex on everyone.
You got a mom? Flex on her.
You got a dad? Flex on him.
You gotta boyfriend? Bet he doesn’t kiss ya.
(Muah!)
You got a puppy? Flex on it.
You got a car? Flex with it!!
You got friends now, right? Flex on them.
You got flex tape? Flex with it. (Can you believe my cousin didn’t know what flex tape is?)
You have to start off with your mental state.
Step 1!
Mental State.
Wake up, smile
Go to a mirror, smile.
Tell yourself, “I’m going to flex today”
And follow through with it.
Don’t tell yourself you’re gonna do it and not do it! That’s lame my dude. Go through with it.
Step 2!
Pick out your cutest outfit.
My go to flexing outfit is:
Thrasher shirt,
Jean jacket,
Leggings
And my favorite shoes.
Or whatever outfit makes you the most confident.
Step 3!
Your hair
Do your hair how ever you think looks best on you.
If you want people to look at your face then keep your hair simple. (And vice versa)
Step 4!
Do your makeup however you do it. However you feel confident. If you don’t wear makeup and you still feel confident, go for it.
This right here is my (pretty boy swag) makeup routine when I want to flex or when I want to sauce on all my friends.
What I do is wear fenty foundation, then tarte blush (NOT A LOT), Hoola bronzer (it does nothing for me Bc it’s the same shade as me but it makes me feel pretty), then I do my eyebrows with an e.l.f. Brow pencil and then I put that elf eyebrow wax over it so it stays in place and then I will use my IBY highlighter, find my blow dryer and heat up my eyelash curler, then curl my eye lashes. I absolutely love to use the it’s real by benefits cosmetics mascara. Sometimes I’ll do eyeliner to make my eyes pop. THEN I’ll top off the the look with fenty lip gloss.
That’s just my routine. Everyone’s routine is different.
Here’s some random tips
When you are out and about have your nails done and you’ll honestly feel pretty snatched.
Keep your head up,
Smile at strangers,
(Smile at everyone)
I also like to use a whitening toothpaste to make my teeth white and nice.
Please. Please. Please. Floss your teeth, not your hips.
I like to use a lip scrub to make my lips smooth.
If you want your highlight to be poppin then spray makeup setting spray on your brush then use your favorite highlighter and it’ll make your highlight pop
Do the Superman pose for two minutes and it’ll give you more confidence.
(This is a drawing of Wonder Woman becau the super man one I found looked weird)
In conclusion, I think flexing is a fun way to grab someone’s attention if you wanna go that route. Or flexing on everyone for no reason is also really fun.
Stay turnt,
The Tyrant <3
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